( Rapture/birthday frustration )

as I was getting tired of these "wear these goofy-looking workout sneakers, and you'll lose weight and look like Kim Kardashian" shoe commercials, I just saw a class-action lawsuit commercial saying because the heels are so overly padded, people are falling and injuring themselves. And there's my belly-laugh for the day.
"Oh I lost all this weight, ( Read more... )

A lot of what we plant is supposed to be planted "after the threat of frost". I realize that if I want to be totally sure, I should probably wait until May to plant. But after so much crappy rainy weather, we get some warm sunny days and we were too excited to wait. So this past weeknd, we bought flowers & veggie seedlings and planted away ( Read more... )

The rental house next door was vacated recently... good riddance. (And the police came by last week to ask me questions about the mom, because she has outstanding warrants. DOUBLE good riddance!) After that family left the landlord showed up to do home repairs, so I walked over and introduced myself. Then I asked if I could trim back his trees that ( Read more... )

I needed to deposit a check, so we leashed Lili and walked to W.F. behind Wal-Mart. Just as we approached the ATMs, a girl blazed up in her little rice rocket, walked to the ATM, immediately walked back to her car, then floated around the ATM. As I inserted my card, the stripper top-heavy girl with long platinum hair, stilletos, and a red clingy ( Read more... )

In "How fewer incentives can there be for traveling to Russia" news:
Russia to limit hours when people can buy vodka

must be buzzed because I'm watching PR and everytime they say designer Valerie's name, I start loudly singing "Valerie" (couldn't have been the 2 drinks & tequila double-shot at dinner...)

and by the way, I am completely PISSED that neanderthal-looking mook who can't even speak/understand English (to the point of them saying "DO NOT use this ( Read more... )

Stupid scientists: Stop messing with my childhood!! Pluto and Brontosaurus gets the boot, now Triceratops? If they mess with my Stegosaurus, I will show up to the nearest paleontological establishment and start waving a gun around.

Morph-osaurs: How shape-shifting dinosaurs deceived us

Dear Vex:
Consider a 5 bridal/bachelorette party maximum for your club. That will reduce overcrowding and general annoyance from drunk jerk women who knock into you, spill their drinks on you (then try to solicit drinks for their bride!!) and wave around giant inflatable penises. Think about it.
♥, Summer

I walked out of the crapshack office for the last time on Friday, had an awesome Flaming Grill dinner with friends on Friday night, went to the NorCal Pirate Festival yesterday with Irene and Nathan... things were pretty good! And then ( Read more... )